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Pet death

My aunt Sylvia had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Daisy eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻

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