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Pet death

My aunt Sylvia had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Alfie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛

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