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Pet death

My aunt Sylvia had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Poppy eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻

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