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Pet death

My aunt Sylvia had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Frodo eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦

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