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Pet death

My aunt Sylvia had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Kirk eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦

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