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Pet death

My aunt Sylvia had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Spock eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃

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