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Pet death

My aunt Sylvia had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Roxy eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏

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