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Pet death

My aunt Sylvia had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Tinkerbell eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍

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