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Pet death

My aunt Sylvia had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Rosie eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦

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