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Pet death

My aunt Sylvia had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Smeagol eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁

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