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Pet death

My aunt Sylvia had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Worf eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁

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