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Pet death

My aunt Sylvia had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Champ eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖

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