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Pet death

My aunt Sylvia had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Simpkins eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏

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