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Pet death

My aunt Sylvia had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Simba eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺

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