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Pet death

My aunt Sylvia had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Buddy eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊

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