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Pet death

My aunt Sylvia had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Professor Stink eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺

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