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Pet death

My aunt Sylvia had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Dr Stink eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗

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