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Pet death

My aunt Sylvia had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Smeagol eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏

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