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Pet death

My aunt Sylvia had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Daenerys eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯

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