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Pet death

My aunt Sylvia had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Miss Snuffles eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺

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