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Pet death
My
aunt
Sylvia
had their beloved pet
rabbit 🐰
Ms
Snuffles
eaten by
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
a bull 🐮
a venomous snake 🐍
a wild boar 🐗
a velociraptor 🦖
a lynx 😺
a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝
a cheetah 😺
an elephant 🐘
a bear 🐻
a turkey 🦃
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