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Pet death

My aunt Sylvia had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Mrs Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘

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