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Pet death

My aunt Sylvia had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Mr Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺

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