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Pet death

My aunt Sylvia had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Hufflepuff eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻

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