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Pet death

My aunt Sylvia had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Worf eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛

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