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Pet death

My aunt Sybil had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Luke Skywalker eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗

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