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Pet death

My aunt Sybil had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Sugar eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮

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