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Pet death

My aunt Sybil had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Pebbles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺

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