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Pet death

My aunt Sybil had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Pebbles eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁

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