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Pet death

My aunt Sybil had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Princess eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺

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