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Pet death

My aunt Sybil had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Izzy eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊

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