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Pet death

My aunt Sybil had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Ginger eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍

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