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Pet death

My aunt Sybil had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Dixie eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍

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