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Pet death

My aunt Sybil had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Minnie eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺

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