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Pet death

My aunt Sybil had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Missy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖

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