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Pet death

My aunt Sybil had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Maya eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗

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