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Pet death

My aunt Sybil had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Champ eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘

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