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Pet death

My aunt Sybil had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Yoda eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮

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