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Pet death

My aunt Sybil had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Murphy eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯

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