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Pet death

My aunt Sybil had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Thor eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖

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