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Pet death

My aunt Sybil had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Thor eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮

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