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Pet death

My aunt Sybil had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Dexter eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁

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