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Pet death

My aunt Sybil had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Jelly eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺

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