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Pet death

My aunt Sybil had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Ziggy eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺

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