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Pet death

My aunt Sybil had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Bilbo eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺

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