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Pet death

My aunt Sybil had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Misty eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊

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