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Pet death

My aunt Sybil had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Gizmo eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺

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