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Pet death

My aunt Sybil had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Simba eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺

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