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Pet death

My aunt Sybil had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Buddy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁

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