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Pet death

My aunt Sybil had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Buddy eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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