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Pet death

My aunt Sybil had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Coco eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦

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