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Pet death

My aunt Sybil had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Tilly eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺

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