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Pet death

My aunt Sybil had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Tilly eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮

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