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Pet death

My aunt Sybil had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Charlie eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻

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